Pokemon Humor:
LMAO!XD
you dress up as Pikachu
you fall in love with Ash
you watch every episode
you saw the first movie
you sing the Pokémon songs in the shower
you dress your cat up like Meowth
you pretend your cat is Meowth
you are afraid of Team rocket
you have a stuffed Pikachu
you dress like Ash
you dress up like Pikachu for Halloween
you love LELOLA *smiles*
you write about Pokémon in school
you get an F and don't care
you think Misty and Ash make a good couple
you want to do Pokémon voice overs
you want to live in "Pokéland"
you play Pokémon cards every day
you have/play all the video games
you like Misty's outfit
you miss Brock
you dance to the Pokémon theme song
Submitted by angelboy425[at]juno.com:
you buy a Fatboy Fantail goldfish for seventy bucks, attach a horn to it with Super Fast-Drying Rubber Cement, and say you have a Goldeen
you tape a red piece of construction paper to your butt, light it on fire, and say, "Char, Char!"
Submitted by HPFerret[at]aol.com:
on Halloween you dress up as Ash
you dress your dog up and call him Pikapoach
when your ten, you go to a proff. and say " I'm ready for my first Pokemon!"
try to collect all the Pokemon figures
begin running around and saying " Team Rocket is blasting off again!"
act like Jessie and James with a friend
run around and say " Help police! Team Rocket are trying to steal my Pokemon!"
go to a hospital and ask a nurse " Can you heal my Bulbasaur?"
have your bedroom walls filled with Pokemon posters
Submitted by gkearney[at]tbaytel.net:
you're teacher tells you your report on Japan, IN Japanese, was fantastic and you tell her all you did was repeat the entire Japanese pokerap
you admit to being related to Mewtwo, and actually blow up the school to prove it (With Psychic powers, you nimrod)
you ARE related to Mewtwo.
your pokemon fanfic was published
you get out of class by telling the teacher you have a pikachu bite
you refer to all doctors as 'Nurse Joy'
you dress as Jesse for halloween
you yell 'Yana Kanjii!' whenever you miss the school bus
you send annonomous love letters to Ash and Misty, hoping they'll think they are from each other
you tried to hook your big sister up with Brock
your dog is named Growlithe, and you have a dead goldfish called Magikarp
you get all 100 percents in your Japanese class because you have seen 'The birth of Mewtwo' 400 hundred times and know Ai's lines, in Japanese byheart
you know who Ai is
you know me
you wear pokemon repellent in the summer
you made a scene in the mall when your brother got a charizard in his booster pack and you got a slowbro instead
you know all 250 characters, english and Japanese
you know all the lyrics of Kaze to issho ni, Pocketto fantajii, and Nyasuu no paatie
heck, you know all the lyrics to all the non-dubbed soundtracks!
you have a pikachu wallpapered room
you realize that the lady at the movie ticket stand knows what to give you before you even open your mouth
you introduce yourself by saying: And My names -------, I wanna be the best EVERYTHING!
you can sing 'Mesaze pokemon' in the shower, and sound better than the original
Submitted by TheCopyCat:
you dress up as pikachu
you think ash and misty are a good couple
you command your cat to use his "fury swipes" on the next door neighbr's dog.
you dress up your cat as Meowth
you dress up your dog as pikachu, and put him on a stage in front of millions of people and command him to do "thundershock" (of course he doesn't do it)
you buy the hat ash wears and wear it everywhere you go, including the crapper and the shower
you dye your hair orange and put in in a ponytail on one side, wear a weird outfit like Misty's, and pronounce wherever you go that you are "Misty" and that you dead starfish with a jewel in its tummy is "staryu"
Submitted by Animefan714[at]cs.com:
you call your breakfast (egg and bacon) Togepi and bacon
you by an angel outfit, paint the wings red, tape red burning paper too your butt, and forget how too say anything but " Char! Char! Charizard!"
you nickname your firends "Brock and Misty"
you kidnap your neighbor's cat and call it " Persian " or " Meowth "
you name your bird " DUX "
you name your pet rock " Geodude ", "Graveler " or " Golem"
your little sister's name is Jessie. Now that I think about it, MY little sister's name is Jessie!
you dream of dating Mew
Submitted by Sephiroth Lockhart:
you could remember every single Team Rocket's motto (Yeah, I'm the one who did it)
........Prepare for Trouble and make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite (Duplica says IGNITE) all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
MEOWTH... That's right
you write every signle pokemon name in your college text book cover
when you got inspired by Team Rocket and try to steal people's Pokemon Cards (I did this also)
every time you failed, you always says "Looks like Team Rocket blasting off again"
Submitted by Criollo731[at]aol.com:
you think the dub is terrible and insist on buying the japanese version, $25.00/2 eps.
when the English theme comes up, you mute it and sing the Japanese one as your family looks at you and backs away.
you recite the Japanese Rocket Dan motto over the english one because you hate the lyrics.
you rename yourself Kasumi.
you look everywhere for a yellow tangtop, red suspenders, and jean shorts so you can start your journey with Satoshi in the anime dimension.
your friends know better than to say Satoshi is cute or ugly, just respond, with "no comment."
you insist Kasumi is really Michiru in disguise.
you know all the Japanese names for the pocket monsters, and you recite them alongside the dub as you watch it.
your room is covered in pictures you printed off the internet, plus fanart that you can see has developed over the years.
you sat through Revelation Lugia dubbed and pointed out all the cuts and dialogue changes to your very annoyed friends.
you told the ticket lady at the theater you wanted one to "Mewtwo Strikes Back" or "Revelation Lugia" and she had no idea what you were talking about, so she gave you tickets to a different movie.
whenever your friends use the names "ash", "misty" or "brock" you get angry and correct them.
you think Kenji is in love with Ookido-sensei.
Submitted by Mel Squallina:
You constantly insist that you're going to win every single Pokemon League badge in the Pokemon card game league.
You don't mind being the only 15 year old playing for a badge against all the 7 year olds
You have to beg the staff of Movie World for the free Pokemon show bag (even though you're too old!)
You go stark raving jealous when you notice a kid's parent paying over the counter for a colour GameBoy and Pokemon Silver in an electronics store.
You tell your friends at school what tomorrow's episode of Pokemon will be.
Your DAD starts watching the cartoon with you and always wants to be updated on it in case he missed an episode.
"They Don't Understand" and "Blah, Blah, Blah" become your personal theme songs.
Every time "Who's that Pokemon?" comes up in an episode, you say a heap of Pokemon it couldn't be and get strange looks when the mystery Pokemon is revealed and you're left saying, "No they got it wrong! It's Voltorb!"
You spend your days learning the names and abilities of any new Pokemon that come out, even if there are now another 100 of them.
You sing-along to every "Pikachu's Jukebox" and "Pokemon Kareokemon".
You tell everyone at school that Satoshi is your new boyfriend and that Kasumi should get a life.
You agree that Brock is by far better than Tracey.
You start acting like Ash when you play any Pokemon game on your GameBoy eg: You quote phrases like "I never ask you to do anything I know you can't do..." to your falling Charizard; you have this big-headed attitude that no one can beat you and feel sorry for yourself when someone finally does; you want to beat the living daylights out of Gary!; you say "Pikachu, it's Zapdos" in the powerstation; you begin to talk out loud to your Pikachu.
You can remember the funniest Team Rocket motto: You insult my hair? Prepare for trouble!
It used to be there but now it's stubble!
To protect my head from humiliation,
Too bad her hair went on vacation.
My hair was my one true love,
They went together like a hand and glove.
Jessie, James
My hair's short but it won't be for long,
And it won't stop our Jessie from doing what's wrong!
You can predict every pun the characters are going to say.
You cry every time Ash says goodbye to a Pokemon because you can remember everything they've been through.
You cry every time you have to place a much loved Pokemon in Bill's PC, because you remember how you first got the Pokemon.
You insist on turning the rumpus room in your house into a Pokemaniacs dream!
Your CD collection consists of "2.B.A. Master", the soundtrack to Pokemon: The First Movie, and the soundtrack to Pokemon: The Movie 2000.
You surf the net looking for everything on Pokemon.
You climb a tree and scream out "Pigeo---tto!!!!"
You can't stand Digimon because "It's a lame rip-off of Pokemon!"
You think Ash is the cutest and most innocent ten-year-old you've ever seen.
You dream of being Ash's girlfriend.
You saw Pokemon: The First Movie four times in the movies (and your Dad fell asleep one of those times and had to leave cause all one could hear was, "Pikachu pi!" *HonnnnnKttt shoooooo*)
You try to read and translate the symbols on all four of your ancient Mew cards that you got each time you saw "Pokemon The Movie 2000".
You're peeved because it takes forever for any new Pokemon episodes or movies to get to Australia!
All you want for Christmas is a plane ticket to the USA so you can go see Pokemon Live!
You know the entire plot and storyline of Pokemon Live! when you haven't even seen it!
Your brother's video of Pokemon: The First Movie works better on your video player than your own copy so you switch the videos without consulting your brother.
You convince your little brother that a circle on the bottom of a Pokemon card means that it's rare. You then say you're willing to trade your "really rare" Ponyta for his foil Scyther.
Your outlook on life is "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Your favourite ads on TV are the ones for Pokemon games where the Pokemon and the real worlds meet.
You get peeved everytime you find out a fanfic has nothing to do with Ash, Misty or Brock and instead is about some self-centred and desperate person who wishes dearly that they could be a part of the Pokemon world. Hey where'd you go now Pikachu!?
You start calling your school "Poke Tech"
You cut the fingers off the ends of your green gloves and wear them like that.
You get embarrassed every time your mum mentions underwear, yours in particular.
You know every single word of both the Pokerap and Polkamon.
You buy a pet rat, dye its fur yellow, paint brown stripes on it and call it Pikachu.
You arrange to have The Time Has Come played at your graduation.
Your theme song is either "I want to be the very best like no one ever was..." or "Pokemon World."
You and your brother team up against your sister and second brother and both teams argue with each other using Jessie and James' motto against Butch and Cassidy's motto.
You insist you have a talking cat named Meowth.
You dress as Meowth and proclaim: "I'm the top cat around here!"
You name your children Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu.
You use your Pokedex every time a new Pokemon comes up on screen, though it doesn't seem to work.
Your fave breakfast cereal is Poke Flakes
The joke you tell everyone you meet is "How do you get Pikachu on a train? Pokemon!" Then you burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter while everyone in the room stares at you.
Submitted by Sabrina:
You cried for a week straight at arts academy last summer when your best friend wrote you and informed you that the second movie had just been released and you realized you couldn't see it.
You cried for a week after you saw the release date for the thrid movie because you were so happy you'd be at home to see it this year! (*And I'm still crying...*)
You've actually made and worn a Kojiro costume. (Note: That wasn't me, it was my evil friend...rose, purple hair and everything!)
You've cut your hair just so that same costume looks exactly the same as in the series.
You actually think Kojiro looks good in the water ballerina outfit. (Note: Again, not me!!! My psycho friend!)
You spent an hour on the phone with your friend yelling and cheering and crying happily when you discovered that Megumi Hayashibara graced Pokemon with her talent not just as one character, but three!!!!!!
You hold a triyearly animefest with your friends and had to set aside one entire day long fest to watch nothing but pokemon.
You seriously wonder if Merle, Naria, and Eriya are really pokemon in disguise.
Pokemon does Shakespeare!!!! (aka, you write a fanfic of Shakespeare with Pokemon...you know what, maybe I should just turn this into, you know your FRIEND watches too much pokemon....)
You started watching Escaflowne partially because Merle's seiyuu does Pikachu ...And on the same vein, you were thrilled to learn that Van does Kenji
You sleep with: a Snorlax, four Pikachu's, two Jigglypuffs, a Togepi, and an Evee; plus your keychain has 3 Pikachus, two Jigglypuffs, and a Togepi, your backpack has a Jigglypuff zipper pull, you own 5 Pikachu action figures, one of which talks, and for the last 3 Christmases the most important thing you asked for was (1998) a vitual Pikachu, (1999) a talking plush Pikachu, (2000) and a Pikachu 2. Plus you have the limited edition Gameboy wiht your three favorite pokemon on it that came with the Yellow Version and bought both Silver and Gold and Pinball even though you hate video games.
...And you're sixteen, taking college classes, and don't care how everyone stares at you with yourkeychain menagerie, your two virtual 'Chus hanging off your purse, and your gameboy and games in your purse along with at least one stuffed animal when you walk down the halls at school.
You screamed yourself hoarse when, on your birthday and the first time you'd watched pokemon, you found out there was a psychich pokemon gym leader with your name!!!!!
...And now in your rarely played Gameboy games you specialize in psychic pokemon.
....And anytime someone calls you "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," you lecture them on how training psychic pokemon is nothing like witchcraft.
You were willing to shell out your hard earned cash (normally saved for those animefests) to buy cheap cruddy fansubbed copies of Revelation of Lugia, Mewwo Strikes Back, and three TV episodes (hey, those were really badly subbed!!!! Sorry, but if it weren't for the fact that I love the series so, I'd demand my 50 dollars back!)
You honestly think Kasumi and Satoshi should end up together.
You're out to sue Fox Kids and Kids WB for putting cameras in your head because the more you like the original Japanese series or character, the worse they butcher them!!! (Umm..this isn't just for Pokemon...it's for Escaflowne and Card Captor Sakura too...but Pokemon started it all!!!!)
You really wonder if maybe you shouldn't join up with Pokeholics Anonymous....
Submitted by mitchell kaufman:
You name your cat Mew, Meowth, Persian or Mewtwo.
You name your dog Eevie, Growlith or Arcanine.
You name your fish Magicarp, Goldeen or Seaking
Submitted by lovadeg[at]sympatico.ca:
you cry each time you miss the show.
you memorize each pokemon's name and attacks.
you collect all book's of pokemon
you want to BUY pokemon cards
Submitted by CEMP001[at]aol.com:
Girls:
You dress up as Misty,Jenny,or Joy for dances
You collect the cards
You have TONS of Pokemon toys
You record every Pokemon episode in the series
When you watch fireworks,you think of Team Rocket blasting off
You make clay into Pokeballs
You paint a pink ball and make it a Jigglypuff
Boys:
You have all versions of the Game boy Pokemon games
You dress up as Ash
You make badges for your shirt
You name all your pets pokemon names
You eat rice balls as a snack
Every leek reminds you of Farfetche'd
Submitted by TheCopycat:
1. Ash: Pikachu, will you marry me? Pikachu: Pika Pi! ~~translation: Yes, yes!~~
2. Misty: Psyduck, you're so smart!
3. Ash: Who cares about these pokemon? I'm going home to bed.
4. Brock: Nurse Joy is the ugliest person on Earth.
5. Pikachu: Pika Pika Pi Pi! ~~translation: Ash, you are such a freak!~~
6. Team Rocket's Meowth: POKE BALLS SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW! WE CAN'T BREATHE IN THERE!
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Pikachu, a wild Meowth, Jigglypuff, and Bulbasaur are all at an anime bar. They are having a discussion.
Meowth: So i was walkin' down the street one day, and this person just suddenly jumps out at me from the middle of the road and throws this weird red-and-white ball at me, and then i got caught inside. I'm telling you guys, Never Go In Those Things! I almost suffocated! POKEBALLS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! A RIOT! WE NEED A RIOT! **drinks his seventh beer*
Pikachu: My master's name is Ash--
Jigglypuff: What kinda name is that?
Pikachu: I think he has another, but anyway, my master is such a dumb freak! He thinks all those things i do for him are out of love!
Jigglypuff: He really is a freak!
Meowth: *now fully drunk* POKEBALLS...DOWN WITH THEM!
DIE, POKEBALLS, DIE! Oh hello pretty lady...*drools all over Sora from Digimon*
Sora: HEY you got drool in my margarita! Biyomon, sick him!
Biyomon: Sora, i'm trying to drink my beer here!
Ash: Hey, Pikachu, isn't that your twentieth beer?
Pikachu: SHUT UP, YA DUMB! *burps almighty belch and faints*
Ash: Pikachu!!!
Misty: Forget him...*makes out with ash*
Ash: HEELLLPPP!
Meowth: CORRECTION: POKEBALLS SHOULDN'T BE OUTLAWED! POKE TRAINERS SHOULD!
Holly: Yeah!
Mimi: Down with them!
Trunks: GET THEM!
~~anime crowd stampedes pokemon trainers in the crowd~~
Submitted by RenoGatomon[at]aol.com:
Pikachu: Shove off Ash
Brock: Nurse Joy is ugly, I'm going out with Washu
Misty: I luv you Ash (hugs him)
Mewtwo: You wanna go on a date Ryoko?
Ryoko:(In reply) Sure thing!
Brock: Where's your house located?
Washu: Why the Hell should I tell you?
Sabrina: Why won't Kadabra evolve?
Ash: you got to trade it and then trade it back
Sabrina: DAMN!!!
Misty: Neptune planet power!
Mew: By the power invested in me, I shall BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MEWTWO'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
Ryoko: Yeah right (kills mew)
Giovanni: Ash I am your father
Ash:NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by fantrl[at]hotmail.com:
Ash: Pikachu, go!
Pikachu: Chi! oops, CHU!
Mochi: Hey thats my line chu, I mean CHI!
Genki: MOCHI! Where not soposed to be here in the PokeWorld, get back to Monster Rancher!
Mochi: CHI!
Brock: Golem, GO!
Golem (from MR): Who are you?
Brock: What the....
Submitted by PhilipKathy[at]aol.com:
melody:i'll save u ash
misty:no i'll save ash after all he's got me
melody:right
(oh whoops they did say that in the movie)
Submitted by Charmander[at]lelola.zzn.com:
Pokewash
(To the theme of Pokemon)
I wanna wear the cleanist vest,
that no wone ever worn.
To keep it clean is my real test,
to my mother, this I sworn.
I will travel across the land,
searching far and wide.
This is what I have so far.
Since I am grounded for the rest of the month, I have plenty of time.
Submitted by ZEBROWSKI1[at]email.msn.com:
Misty: Tenchi...
Pikachu:I can't belive I got stuck with this idiot of a trainer...uh, I mean, pika pika!
Brock:I am in love with Sailor Moon.
Darien: Hey, that's my girlfriend!
SailorMoon: But Darien, I am in love with him too! *kisses Brock*
Ash:*Kills Brock for landing such a hot chick*
Misty: *Kills Sailor Moon for being so kawaii and sexy.*
Darien: Misty, you are so hot. *Kisses Misty*
Pikachu: *kills them both for public display of affection*
okay, that's enough of that
Tracy: What's in a name? To be more specific, What's with MY name? Did it get slashed in translation to English or what?
Jessie:I want to get a crewcut. I will look so Rambo with it.
Ash:*sniffs his clothes* Um, anyone know of a laundrymat around here anywere? i've worn these same clothes every day for the past year, and they smell pretty funky.
Meowth: My new years resolution: I will act more like a Pokemon. Quick, someone make me live in a small, confined ball, eat gross food, and listen to some stupid idiot in a stupid hat boss me around!
Ash: Dates Mimi
Submitted by KawaiiAnimeDragn[at]aol.com:
Ash: Brock, I love you!
Brock: I love you too Ash!
Pikachu: Misty, will you marry me?
Misty: Yes! Of course! I have always loved you and forever will!!!
Team Rocket: We have a new Motto! Want to hear it?
Ash: NO
Teamrocket::sings:: :We love you, You love us! We're a happy family with a great big hug:: TR hugs Ash::, and a kiss from us to you! ::TR kisses Ash::
Won't you say you love us too!
Ash: I love you too Team Rocket!
Ash: Hey Misty have you everknown that we kissed?
Misty: You freak!!!::slaps Ash::
Ash: OOh... she touched me! I shall never wash this face again....
Misty: You never have...
Brock: Forget about Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny! I love those two twins, Hagatha and Agatha!
Ash: I love Lita! She is da hottest!
Misty: I love Van! He is sooo cute!
Pikachu: Pika Pi.... ::Translation:And I hate all of you...
Submitted by Gatomon74[at]aol.com:
Misty~Psyduck, Confusion Attack!
Kari~Gatomon, Lighting Claw!
~Gatomon scratches Psyduck and he starts running around crying.
Gatomon~Lunch
~Gatomon licks her lips as she springs on Psyduck
Misty~Psyduck,Behind you!
~Psyduck turns around and then,
Psyduck Digivoles to Duckmon
Misty~Use Hyper Beam!
Kari~Dogde it Gatomon
~Gatomon dodges the beams and then uses Cats Eye to hypnotize Duckmon
Misty~What are you doing??
~Duckmon kisses Gatomon
Veemon~Hey! she's my girlfriend!
~Veemon headbutts Duckmon into space and they live happy ever after.
So who won?
Submitted by Mefat2[at]aol.com:
Pikachu: I hate ash i think i will just kill him
Ash: I hate you too
Pikachu: PPPiiiiikkkkkaaaaaaccchhhhuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash:(in faint voice) misty help me
Submitted by Twoat201[at]aol.com:
Mewtwo: What is my perpose?
Blackwargreymon: That's my line!
Mewtwo:Whose line is it anyway
sing to the tune of Lucky. ( sung by Tai, Ash, Genki, Davis)
Every mornin, we wake up with a monster by are side.
pika chi vee
It's time to hike, some more, can't we just take the bus?
Aren't we so lucky, we animie guys.
and they say we're so reckless we're so stupid but we have got the star girl
( hey i don't) (shutup Davis)
Ash:POKEBALL UNLOCK! (do to technacal difficulties beyond our control, the writer has gone ablank)
(hopefully not for long! Pika!
Submitted by Sabrina:
James: Nuriko, my love!
Fushigi Yuugi Cast: WHAT???
Bulbasaur: Dragon-SLAVE!!!!....Wait, wrong character
(Note: Okay, only people who have looked up voice actress databases get that one...)
Misty: Ash, don't forget to change your underwear!
Ash's Mom: Ash, don't forget to change your underwear!
Ash: No problem, Mom. Boxers or briefs?
Brock: Actually, now that I think about it, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny aren't really my type. Now, you on the other hand...
Misty: Don't touch me!!!!
Ash: Jeez, Brock, you KNOW we're dating!
James: (With a really horrendous Southern accent) I shall live to see tomorrow, for tomorrow is another day...
Nuriko: Now, you're certain this haircut is a good idea?
Jessie: Hack it all off. And could you shampoo out the hairspray while you're at it?
Nuriko: It's just, I know from experience that cutting your hair doesn't always deter the boys...
Jessie: Who mentioned any boys? I just want that guy who keeps following me and that stupid cat to leave me alone!
Charmander: (does a Firespin attack)
Dilandau: Hey! that's my job!
Tasuki: So THAT'S what happened to my fan!
Pikachu: Pika-pii...(I'm retiring)
Submitted by kerrywoodrow[at]home.com:
Nararator: Our adventure starts where Trash, Fisty and Block-head are travelling through the forest, and they don't seem to be lost at all! When suddenly:
"To protect the world from TV stations
To unite all people to go away-tion
To denounce the evils of all Ruths and gloves
Messy!
Lame!
Team Sprocket falls off with the speed of fright
Surrender now or nothing will be achieved
Wabafan!"
Nararator: It was Team Sprocket!
Lame: Hand over your Money in a paper bag!
Trash: No way! I am Trash Blatchum! Hit with a mallet! And I will stop you!
Block-head: Well, don't expect me to do anything, I can't see when my eyes are closed!
Fisty: Come here! I'll beat you down with my water gun attack! (Spit)
Block-head: I think she is too warped about water pokemon.
Fisty: I am a water Pokemon! Go surf!
Messy: Well, this is boring, let's go!
Wabafan: Not without using my top secret weapon! Go!
(Team Rocket Explodes)
Looks like team Sprocket blasts off for the first time! Bing!
Submitted by rlb0005[at]unt.edu:
Ash:Go Pikachu!!!*other trainer sends out a Beedrill & doesn't see pikachu*
Ash:Go Pikachu!!!*Pikachu is snoring on the ground*come on Pikachu get up!
Pikachu:PPPPPIIIIKKKKKAAAACHUUUUUUUUU!!!*socks Ash*Pi Pika Chu!
*translation:i'm tired of fighting,so do it yourself.*
Ash:Misty i heard that you like me is that true?
Misty:of course i don't are you crazy.
*Brock is walking down the street & sees a pretty girl instead of going crazy over her she goes crazy over him & she says*
Girl:you're such a hunk!
Brock:i'm sorry are you talking to me?
Ash:has Brock lost his mind?
Misty:i don't know but he sure is acting weird.
*Girl clings on to Brock's arm & says a wise saying*
Brock:excuse me miss do i know you?
Girl:no but i would love to know you.
Brock:are you a pokemon trainer?
Girl:of course i am silly.*she clings on to his arm more harder that his arm goes num*
Brock:do you want to battle Ash?
Girl:oh really, that'd be great & the winner gets to keep you.
*she lets go of his arm & he runs to Ash*
Brock:no matter what do not lose this battle.
*Chi-Chi walks in*
Chi-Chi:you can not have Brock because i'm going to marry him.
*Goku walks in*
Goku:but you're my wife.
Chi-Chi:but i don't love you anymore.*Goku is so shocked at this that he becomes SS & he blew some buildings up & Gohan takes all the peple from the builldings to save everyone before Goku did his attack & when Gohan goes up to his father*
Gohan:Whats going on?
*Chi-Chi tells Gohan everything that happened*
Gohan:but whats going to happen to me?
Chi-Chi:you come with me & get a better education.
Gohan:but i want to stay with dad & train.*Misty grabs on to Gohan's arm *
Misty:take me with you.
Gohan:its to dangerous for you.
Misty:i don't care as long as i'm with you.
*Ash brings out Totdile & tells him to water gun everybody*
Ash:how did you get here? Goku you're supose to be in heaven & Chi-Chi you're should be home making sure Goten doesn't fight & Gohan you're supose to be with Piccalo in traing for your next battle.
*Piccalo flies in*
Piccalo:Gohan you're supose to be with me in training.
*Misty wraps her arms around Gohans waste & Gohan doesn't notice*
Gohan:ok.*Gohan flies off with Misty on his waste*
Goku:you right Ash.*Goku pops into heaven again*
Chi-Chi:you're right Ash Brock its over between you & me.
*Brock is so glad that he brings out his Onix*
Brock:use wrap attack on me.*Onix uses wrap on Brock than the girl brings out her pokemon & makse onix stop Onix from wraping Brock*
Brock:Stop it i want Onix to kill me.*Brock brings out his pokemon & lets them attack the girl's pokemon & Brock won the battle & he dies from Onix's wrap attack*
Girl:thers no point in living...Scyther kill me now!*than she dies*
Ash well i have to get to the pokemon league.*Ash walks off leaving Brock & the Girl behind*
The (wierd) End
